STUFF PEOPLE ASK US...
SO… I STILL DON’T GET WHAT YOU SPECIALISE IN?
We are creatives for hire... - The ones you meet in a back alley with a dodgy brief and photos of your competitors. The ones with special knowledge or expertise as in design, marketing and advertising who is hired to resolve particularly difficult or complex branding problems. We can make these other brands disappear. *Wink face*
DO YOU PROVIDE CREATIVE OR MARKETING STRATEGIES?
You mean ideas? Yes, we have plenty of those and yes they can cost a pretty penny. As we tell most of our new clients, we don’t want your ideas, we just want your problems. The rest of it? That’s just us telling you what not to do.
EEHRM... SO WHAT DOES 40/40 EVEN MEAN?
When you go to the optometrist, you hope for 20/20 vision. But what an optometrist doesn’t test is how strong your creative vision is. If 20/20 signifies perfect vision, 40/40 means you’ve got perfect sight, and also perfect creative vision. Obviously, we’ve got 40/40 vision.
CAN I SEE MORE SPECIFIC WORK? OMG, SHOW US YOUR MAINSTREAM STUFF!!
Sometimes it’s hard to constantly update our works on our main website so we have our other website! This is far more up to date with our latest projects. Unfortunately you will need special access as it showcases some of our more "mainstream" and clandestine work. Feel free to contact us and request a password or there’s a hint on the website.
HEY, CAN YOU JUST DO ME A NEW BUSINESS CARD DESIGN BRUH? - Randy Wanless 29 (QLD)
TBH, we prefer to work on brands as a whole. We don’t do quick fixes and we found that the best brands to work with are the ones that invest in their visual identity as much as their brand culture. In short, we can probably throw that business card design in for free if you also let us re-brand your company and fix that horrible website too. No offence… bruh.
SO HOW MUCH IS THIS 40/40 BRAND & DIGITAL MARKETING COMBO MEAL DEAL GOING TO COST?
And if we could give you fixed pricing on our big ideas, we would probably serve fries with it too. We’re always happy to provide quotes for general design work and smaller based projects, just contact your account manager or the office. All larger brand exercises and strategy will be priced on application.
*Tip - Bonus points for projects that provide us with creative therapy.
COOL! I THINK I’M READY TO GO AHEAD WITH IT ALL. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PAY YOU? I’VE GOT ABOUT $83 IN $50c COINS, AND A LIMITED EDITION TAZO I WON LAST YEAR OUT OF A PRINGLES PACKET! IT'S HOLOGRAPHIC!
We’ll take the Tazo, but our work is a bit beyond your $83.00 budget. People everywhere tell us we do amazing work. Seriously, we're creative lords. For what we provide you with, we believe our price point is very reasonable. So if you can come up with a little bit of cash, or find us another limited edition Tazo, we’re in.
WHO ELSE HAVE YOU GUYS WORKED WITH THAT I MIGHT KNOW?
Do you know Randy Jackson? Didn’t think so… and we knew you would ask this so we made you a list here.
BTW, if you’re contacting us on behalf of a famous person or celebrity, you can reach us directly by contacting the 40/40 famous only persons direct email link here.
WE’RE BASED IN HOLLYWOOD AND CAN’T COME VISIT YOUR SUPER AWESOME CREATIVE STUDIO ON THE BEAUTIFUL GOLD COAST..
This happens. We can always setup a Skype date? Who doesn't love virtual office tours and stupid memes in group chats. Alternatively if you’re based within flying distance or an awesome Gumtree deal, we’re always keen for an adventure.
DO YOU WANT ME TO SUPPLY A BRIEF? ALSO, I DON’T HAVE ANY IMAGES OR COPY YET. BUT I’LL GET THEM.. SOMEHOW.
We can’t wait to get into your briefs. We don’t really enjoy small briefs but at least bulky enough it has some direction. We don’t want your giant briefs either, unless we spoke about them beforehand.
*FYI, there is a strict policy to have your content sorted before a project may begin work or at least pay us to sort it for you. We can help with copywriting, photography, video and even picking stock images that don’t look too stocky...
IF I NEEDED A JOB DONE YESTERDAY, DO YOU GUYS HAVE ACCESS TO A TIME PORTAL TO GET IT DONE FOR ME?
Unfortunately, our Delorean DMC-12 Time Machine keeps misfiring - I keep telling the boys she needs premium, dude! But we’re a dedicated team and we’re happy to stay back and get your work done during ‘creative' hours. The only thing is, after hours means pizza deliveries, Organic Fair Trade coffee and the finest Belgium chocolate*, so we’d need a little bit more of an allowance to satisfy our expensive taste. But if you don't mind a little increase in our standard rates, let's dance. * Made by Belgium virgins on the full moon.
DID RICK ROSS REALLY MAKE A RAP VIDEO ABOUT 40/40?
Yeah, he’s a family friend. Him and one of his homies back in the US decided to tweak our version and film a remix. Goes ok, shout out to Rozay.